The Center for Disease Control has released a list of  symptoms  of
bird  flu.   If  you  experience  any  of thefollowing, please seek
medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

Rhonda Peebles
Division of Member Services
American College of Surgeons
633 N. Saint Clair St.
Chicago, IL 60611-3211
ph--312/202-5361
chapter hotline--888/857-7545
fax--312/202-5007
e--rpeebles@facs.org
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