From - Wed Mar 20 08:54:24 1996 Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: mwang@leland.stanford.edu (Mark Wang) Subject: Disney's web disclaimer Keywords: smirk Approved: funny-request@clari.net Path: sundog.tiac.net!news.kei.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!in2.uu.net!xenitec!looking!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Thu, 14 Mar 96 19:30:06 EST Lines: 25 This is part of the disclaimer for Disney's web site at http://www.disney.com/News/docs/legal.html from the section "Jurisdictional Issues" ...Software from this site is further subject to United States export controls. No software from this site may be downloaded or otherwise exported or reexported (i) into (or to a national or resident of) Cuba, Iraq, Libya, Yugoslavia, North Korea, Iran, Syria or any other country to which the U.S. has embargoed goods; or (ii) to anyone on the U.S. Treasury Department's list of Specially Designated Nationals or the U.S. Commerce Department's Table of Deny Orders. By downloading or using the Software, you represent and warrant that you are not located in, under the control of, or a national or resident of any such country or on any such list... I guess the CIA is really losing sleep over how the global balance of power might be altered if some third-world dictator were able to get their hands on some Mickey Mouse GIFs... -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. This newsgroup is sponsored by ClariNet Communications Corp. Read about The Internet Joke Book -- the best of RHF at http://www.clari.net/inetjoke.html