From mit-eddie!sppip7.lkg.dec.com!jc Fri May 22 01:47:32 1992 Return-Path: Received: by minya.uucp (/\=-/\ Smail3.1.18.1 #18.16) id ; Fri, 22 May 92 01:47 EDT Received: from CRL.DEC.COM by EDDIE.MIT.EDU with SMTP (5.65/25-eef) id AA03410; Thu, 21 May 92 12:33:43 -0400 Received: by crl.dec.com; id AA28413; Thu, 21 May 92 12:33:35 -0400 Received: by sppip7.lkg.dec.com (5.57/ULTRIX-fma-071891); id AA27598; Thu, 21 May 92 12:33:14 -0400 Date: Thu, 21 May 92 12:33:14 -0400 From: mit-eddie!sppip7.lkg.dec.com!jc (John Chambers) Message-Id: <9205211633.AA27598@sppip7.lkg.dec.com> To: jchome@sppip7.lkg.dec.com Cc: Subject: rec.humor.funny #3581 - Engineering Top Ten List! In article , ptully@bigbird.cs.ohiou.edu (Patrick Tully) writes: Path: nntpd.lkg.dec.com!nntpd2.cxo.dec.com!pa.dec.com!decwrl!looking!funny-request Message-id: Date: Wed, 20 May 92 19:30:4 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: ptully@bigbird.cs.ohiou.edu (Patrick Tully) Subject: Engineering Top Ten List! Keywords: smirk Approved: funny@clarinet.com This top ten list is taken from the latest engineering t-shirt that is being offered here at Ohio University. The author is probably a collective group of students. Top Ten Reasons To Date An Engineer 1. Extremely Good Looking 2. High Starting Salary 3. Free Body Diagrams 4. Looks Good On A Resume' 5. Can Calculate Head Pressure 6. Help With Your Math Homework 7. Parents Will Approve 8. We Know How To Handle Stress And Strain In Our Relationships 9. Find Out What Those Other Buttons On Your Calculator Do 10. The World Does Revolve Around Us... We Pick The Coordinate System -- Selected by Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com. If you mail to original@clarinet.com, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else. -- To a man who feels, life is a tragedy. To a man who thinks, life is a comedy. [Who said that?]