From mit-eddie!ns.gte.com!gte.com!jmc0 Thu Aug 10 01:00:09 1995 Return-Path: From: Peter Leppik Subject: Reminder: Group meeting tomorrow Path: ceylon!news2.near.net!howland.reston.ans.net!news.sprintlink.net!hookup!nic.wat.hookup.net!wire!xenitec!looking!funny-request Date: Sat, 5 Aug 95 19:30:03 EDT [This is an announcement I sent to our research group yesterday] Reminder: There is a group meeting tomorrow, Friday July 28th, at 11 AM, in the usual place. Wai-Mo Suen will be speaking. As you were probably unaware, Wai-Mo is a Mad Scientist masquerading as a normal member of our group. At this group meeting, he will reveal his Secret Plans for dominating the entire planet, proving once and for all that he is an Evil Genius on par with the best. His strangely twisted theories are far too unconventional to be accepted by the pathetic idiots who pass themselves off as "scientists." Indeed, we can probably expect Wai-Mo to treat us to a passionate speech ending with the phrase, "Fools! I'll destroy you all!" (though Wai-Mo will probably say it with an accent). The meeting will end when a muscular young man with an astonishing tan breaks down the door to the meeting room, and destroys Wai-Mo's apparatus of doom. At tomorrow's group meeting, we will also learn the risks of describing the topic of one's presentation as "To Be Announced." -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@clari.net (ie. jokes which won't be funny if not given immediate attention.) Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@clari.net