From: Greg Baker [SMTP:bakergsj@maranatha.net] Sent: Monday, February 14, 2000 8:43 PM To: Bill Horne Subject: Re: Request for permission Granted, in exchange for Linux lessons :) Greg Baker > Mr. Baker, > Sir, > > Please give me permission to copy your song's lyrics to the > Boston Linux & Unix Group's discussion board. > > Thanks in advance. > > Bill Horne > 781 784-7287 > > -----Original Message----- > From: Greg Baker [SMTP:bakergsj@maranatha.net] > Sent: Saturday, February 12, 2000 11:14 AM > Subject: FILK: The Linux-nationale > > THE LINUX-NATIONALE > To the tune of ("The Internationale") > by Greg Baker. > > (PRONOUNCIATION NOTE: "Linux-nationale" is pronounced > "Lee-nux-nat-shun-ahl," as in French). > > Arise, you prisoners of Windows, > Arise, you slaves of Redmond, Wash, > The day and hour soon are coming, > When all the IT folks say "Gosh!" > It isn't from a legal lawsuit > That Windowsland will finally fall, > But thousands writing open source code, > Like mice who nibble through a wall. > > Tis the Linux rebellion, > Let coders take their place, > The Linux-nationale > Shall Microsoft outpace, > We can write better programs, > Our CPU's wont stall, > So raise the penguin banner of > The Linux-nationale. > > For those who toil inside the tech world, > The thought of Windows truly grates; > In worlds without a fence to bar things, > Why then should we be stuck with gates? > The Windows source code has been piggy > And moves ahead in slow, weak, jerks, > Conflicting kernels freeze the screen up, > Why not get something then that works? > > Tis the Linux rebellion, > Let coders take their place... > > Let's take a trillion trillion monkeys > And let them type inside a room, > Infinty will give you "Hamlet", > But it will also code you "Doom." > And yet, the trillion trillion monkeys, > Though writing to the end of time > Could never write a Windows help file, > They're so obscure that it's a crime. > > Tis the Linux rebellion, > Let coders take their place... > > Instead of all the typing monkeys, > Replace them with some Linux geeks, > They really aren't to good on Shakespeare > But turn out useful apps in weeks. > These people writing Linux kernels, > It is the thing that Redmond dreads, > Programmers don't make fashion statements, > But they can turn out useful threads. > > Tis the Linux rebellion, > Let coders take their place... > > It's isn't always beer and skittles, > It's hard to get some tech support, > But Linux doesn't have a structure > That Uncle Sam can take to court. > So walk out to the nearest jetty, > Toss off your Windows chains! Be free! > In fact, it's really Inter-netty, > To fish out Linux from the C. > > Tis the Linux rebellion, > Let coders take their place > The Linux-nationale > Shall Microsoft outpace, > We can write better programs, > Our CPU's wont stall, > So raise the penguin banner of > The Linux-nationale. > > > Copyright Gregory A. Baker 2000. "Windows" and > "Microsoft" are registered trademarks of the Microsoft > Corporation and their use in this song is for parody > purposes. My lawyer can beat up your lawyer.