One day at kindergarten, the teacher says to the class of five-year-olds, "I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "Please miss, it was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "Please miss, it was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry Hamish, that's not right either."

Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "Please miss, it was Jesus Christ. The teacher said, "That's absolutely right Moshie, come up here and I'll give you your $2."

As the teacher was giving Moshie his money, she said "You know Moshie, you being Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Moshie replied, "I know Miss, in my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business!"