From mit-eddie!sppip7.lkg.dec.com!jc Sat May 9 04:30:08 1992 Return-Path: Received: by minya.uucp (/\=-/\ Smail3.1.18.1 #18.16) id ; Sat, 9 May 92 04:30 EDT Received: from crl.dec.com by EDDIE.MIT.EDU with SMTP (5.65/25-eef) id AA08102; Fri, 8 May 92 08:36:48 -0400 Received: by crl.dec.com; id AA06027; Fri, 8 May 92 08:36:23 -0400 Received: by sppip7.lkg.dec.com (5.57/ULTRIX-fma-071891); id AA18241; Fri, 8 May 92 08:36:10 -0400 Date: Fri, 8 May 92 08:36:10 -0400 From: mit-eddie!sppip7.lkg.dec.com!jc (John Chambers) Message-Id: <9205081236.AA18241@sppip7.lkg.dec.com> To: jchome@sppip7.lkg.dec.com Cc: Subject: rec.humor.funny #3551 - Sillygism In article , brown@ncoast.org (Stan Brown) writes: Path: nntpd.lkg.dec.com!news.crl.dec.com!deccrl!decwrl!looking!funny-request Message-id: Date: Fri, 8 May 92 4:30:4 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Organization: Oak Road Systems, Cleveland Ohio USA From: brown@ncoast.org (Stan Brown) Subject: Sillygism Keywords: smirk Approved: funny@clarinet.com Source: {I Think Therefore I Laugh by John Allen Paulos Syllogism 1: A dog needs water to survive. Therefore my dog Linocera needs water to survive. Syllogism 2: A dog is barking in the backyard. Therefore my dog Ginger is barking in the backyard. -- Selected by Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't need an auto-reply, submit to rhf@clarinet.com instead. -- To a man who feels, life is a tragedy. To a man who thinks, life is a comedy. [Who said that?]