From mit-eddie!sppip7.lkg.dec.com!jc Wed Feb 26 09:37:22 1992 Return-Path: Received: by minya.uucp (/\=-/\ Smail3.1.18.1 #18.16) id ; Wed, 26 Feb 92 09:37 EST Received: from CRL.DEC.COM by EDDIE.MIT.EDU with SMTP (5.65/25-eef) id AA26812; Mon, 24 Feb 92 09:43:32 -0500 Received: by crl.dec.com; id AA08086; Mon, 24 Feb 92 09:43:21 -0500 Received: by sppip7.lkg.dec.com (5.57/ULTRIX-fma-071891); id AA03220; Mon, 24 Feb 92 09:45:42 -0500 Date: Mon, 24 Feb 92 09:45:42 -0500 From: mit-eddie!sppip7.lkg.dec.com!jc (John Chambers) Message-Id: <9202241445.AA03220@sppip7.lkg.dec.com> To: jchome@sppip7.lkg.dec.com Cc: Subject: rec.humor.funny #3337 - Compiler says 'Ack' In article , ianb@ocf.berkeley.edu (Ian Barkley) writes: Path: nntpd.lkg.dec.com!news.crl.dec.com!deccrl!decwrl!mips!spool.mu.edu!uunet!looking!funny-request From: ianb@ocf.berkeley.edu (Ian Barkley) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Compiler says 'Ack' Keywords: computer, smirk, swearing, true Message-ID: Date: Sun, 23 Feb 92 04:30:04 GMT-)1:44 Lines: 115 Approved: funny@clarinet.com *ABSOLUTELY UNCHANGED COMPILER RESPONSES* (from a make of umoria 5.4 on an Apollo...) [monsoon:umoria] 19} make cc -O -c main.c Compiler Errors 99 divide by 0 error: can't find source 033 linker attempting to 'duck tape' this 'gerbil' of a program cc -O -c misc1.c Compiler Errors 099 Warning: parser bug confuses : and ; and | at times 088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop 086 sin | more souls >! /dev/hell cc -O -c misc2.c Compiler Errors 00 function 'fuckit' not defined 666 you're going to hell for this code style 77 You learned to program in FORTRAN didn't you? 088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop 088 Warning: i before e, except after ; cc -O -c misc3.c Compiler Errors 101 can't find library 'stdlib.h' ******** Line 1725 of "misc3.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to mask is never used; assignment eliminated by optimizer. ******** Line 1858 of "misc3.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to mask is never used; assignment eliminated by optimizer. ******** Line 2203 of "misc3.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to flag is never used; assignment eliminated by optimizer. cc -O -c misc4.c Compiler Errors 14 parse error: I just don't get it 77 You learned to program in FORTRAN didn't you? 088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop 54 echo > /dev/console < 'mail richie@belcore.com < echo "Idiot coding c"' 1001001 funky cc -O -c store1.c Compiler Errors 14 parse error: I just don't get it 042 Alert: this code has holes, check for /dev/moths 77 You learned to program in FORTRAN didn't you? 1906 not a typewriter ******** Line 163 of "store1.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to min_sell is n ever used; assignment eliminated by optimizer. cc -O -c files.c Compiler Errors 77 You learned to program in FORTRAN didn't you? 1906 not a typewriter ******** Line 256 of "files.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to nobj is never used; assignment eliminated by optimizer. ******** Line 251 of "files.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to level is never used; assignment eliminated by optimizer. cc -O -c io.c Compiler Errors 088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop 1906 not a typewriter 000 cpp says it's hopeless but trying anyway 088 Warning: i before e, except after ; 57 construct '{while i--, c_d(*(i)) == *r; <[op_"*++}' failed ******** Line 1301 of "io.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to y is never used; assignment eliminated by optimizer. ******** Line 1403 of "io.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to slen is never us ed; assignment eliminated by optimizer. cc -O -c create.c Compiler Errors 666 you're going to hell for this code style 055 trace warning: can't follow vectorized 'sprintf' function cc -O -c desc.c Compiler Errors 54 echo > /dev/console < 'mail richie@belcore.com < echo "Idiot coding c"' 055 trace warning: can't follow vectorized 'sprintf' function cc -O -c generate.c Compiler Errors 099 Warning: parser bug confuses : and ; and | at times 1 FOAD 033 linker attempting to 'duck tape' this 'gerbil' of a program 055 trace warning: can't follow vectorized 'sprintf' function cc -O -c sets.c Compiler Errors 042 Alert: this code has holes, check for /dev/moths 54 echo > /dev/console < 'mail richie@belcore.com < echo "Idiot coding c"' 1001001 funky cc -O -c dungeon.c Compiler Errors 666 you're going to hell for this code style 1906 not a typewriter cc -O -c creature.c Compiler Errors 099 Warning: parser bug confuses : and ; and | at times cc -O -c eat.c Compiler Errors 042 Alert: this code has holes, check for /dev/moths 088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop 57 construct '{while i--, c_d(*(i)) == *r; <[op_"*++}' failed cc -O -c save.c Compiler Errors 1 FOAD 101 can't find library 'stdlib.h' 1906 not a typewriter 000 cpp says it's hopeless but trying anyway 0x098ff 0x0ff00 > 0xfffff !! > ? 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